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Thomas Russel Cable Arrives!

From Seth:

Hi Everyone,

We're happy to announce the latest addition to our fine line of Cable brand products.

The 2009 Thomas Russel (spelled correctly; long story).

Specs:

  • Production Date: April 25, 2009 (8:02AM)
  • Weight: 7lbs 11oz
  • Length: 20.5 inches
  • Brain Pan: 33cm in circumference

Published Reviews:

  • "Oh... he came out?" – Hazel Quarterly
  • "His feet are gross!" – American Hazel
  • "I think he wants ice cream!" – Field and Hazel
  • "Can we go home?" – Harper's

Arriving soon at your local book shops and tackle stores!

Congratulations, Cables!