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From the Candy Monsters

Denizens of South College,

First off, let me congratulate everyone on an enjoyable, candy-filled fall term. Candy appeared in the candy jars at a steady rate throughout the term, and it is only now, so close to Valentine's Day, that the candy is running low. This happy circumstance is due to YOU, the wonderful people who contributed the money and candy to make this happen. Your support has not gone unnoticed.

That said, Valentine's Day approaches, and therefore that most important of holidays, the Day After Valentine's Day. With 10 days to go, the candy stash is running low and unfortunately our funds are in no better shape. At this rate, we are looking at a bleak and candyless February and March.

One good term deserves another! Support your local candy jars by donating. We take donations in the form of money or candy. A large donation goes a long way to getting us through the winter!

Love,
Your Candy Monsters