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« Paula Menendez-Benito to MIT | Main | 2006 New York Institute»
Candy Crisis Continues
The Candy Monsters Report:
We regret to inform you that although the Easter candy is in, the money for it is not. Our fundraising efforts have fallen rather short of our goals and projections. At this point we have $10 in the piggy. We have $35 in cold, hard candy. If you ever want to see your candy jar again, leave stacks of unmarked bills in the piggy bank pronto! (Dark glasses, brown bags, and suitcases not required.)
Free the pastel Milky Ways!
Free the Cadbury's Caramel Eggs!
Free the absurdly colored Jelly Bellies, the Reese's Peanut Butter Eggs, the Milk Chocolate Ovals with Mysterious Crunch!All this, friends, for merely $25....
--Candy monsters reduced to crime