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Another Candy Crisis!

From the Candy Monsters:

Linguists!

We are again in the throes of a grave candy shortage! Furthermore, we are on the threshold of a post-holiday candy-buying bonanza this coming Monday!

Thus: Now is the time, friends, for all good linguists to succor their piggy banks!! Donate now for our post-Easter shopping spree! Bunnies & pastel eggs for all! M&Ms in unnatural colors! Merriment! But not without your gracious donation!

---Your Candy monsters!